by Anonymous
I posted some time ago about Mr. bicycle man and his excessively revealing spandex pants at the starbucks.
It gained some attention, wasn't a hit by any means, but I'm here to tell you all I believe the perpetrator frequents I, Anonymous because I have yet to see him in those spandex pants again.
So if you read this, mushroom head, thanks for saving me and everyone else the sight of your Johnson.