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The "President" Will Announce His Promised Roe v. Wade Overturner on TV...
by Megan Burbank A preview of tonight's announcement.istock / brasovianuDonald Trump, who lost the popular vote by 2,864,974 votes, has shown time and again during his first week in office that he...
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Things to Do Film: February 3-9
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If you like Angelo Badalamenti’s iconic score, you’ll like it! by Robert Ham FEW CURRENT DIRECTORS are better at deepening the impact of their visuals with the perfect song or bit of scoring than...
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A special memo from the new administration to world health organizations. by Courtenay Hameister MemorandumTo: Worldwide Health Organizations Receiving AidFrom: The US Department of Health and Human...
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Things to Do Comedy: February 2017
Funny things to do all February long by Chipp Terwilliger Sarah Silverman One of the most influential comedians of the past 20 years returns to Portland to perform stand-up for the first time since...
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