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Contrary to Bullseye Glass's Claims, a New State Report Suggests the...
by Daniel Forbes Michelle MitchellTHE BAD NEWS, according to the Oregon Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ): melt the relatively benign metal trivalent chromium (Cr III) in a glass furnace, and...
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Borchers' Season Ends With Achilles Injury
by Abe Asher From the moment Nat Borchers collapsed to the turf at Providence Park on Saturday, it seemed more likely than not that his 2016 season was over. On Monday morning, those fears were...
View ArticleYou are Crazy Crow People!
by Anonymous To the lady who posted this in our neighborhood online forum: "Two of my young crows from this year's flock were found dead side-by-side in my garden yesterday. No signs of mauling or...
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Nate Silver Predicts If the Election Were Held Today, Donald Trump Would Win...
by Christopher Frizzelle TRUMP now leads in 538's now-cast, our estimate of what would happen in an election today. https://t.co/djsqNajFrhpic.twitter.com/7DvrdieHOw— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) July...
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Southeast Portland to Get Their Own "Kink and Coffee Shop"
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey houseoffyre.comFor those of you kinky, sex-positive people who also enjoy a delicious cup of coffee, you're in luck! Because according to this interview in Nerve, professional...
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Why are Democrats not Throwing Debbie Wasserman Schultz to the Wolves?
by Matt Baume Don't make voters angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.comOkay, everyone, let's try to figure this out. What on EARTH are the Democrats thinking?...
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Good Morning, News: A Democratic Boo-Fest, a Bungled Fake Kidnapping, and...
by Dirk VanderHart Watch: Bernie Sanders' full convention speech https://t.co/JV4rQmulDtpic.twitter.com/RrycgFtnIZ— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) July 26, 2016Well, that didn't go great. The first day...
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The First Night of the DNC: Crying Bernie Fans and Michelle Obama is Queen
Michelle Obama's amazing DNC speech; Bernie Sanders fans crying; Elizabeth Warren taking names and kicking ass. And it's just the first night! by Tricia Romano All hail the Queencourtesy of the DNCThe...
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The Bachelorette Recap: Episode 9—The Three Fuck-sketeers
by Campy Draper JoJo realizing the Bachelor Mansion was built by slaves too. Courtesy of @BachloretteABCMICHELLE OBAMA JUST MADE ME CRY. Cry just as much as JoJo was crying at the end of the last...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: What Would You Do About My Awful Mum?
by Dan Savage I have a troubled relationship with my mum but I try to make it work most of the time. She's not very nice to me and will make hurtful comments without even knowing they're hurtful. I've...
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Win Tickets to the NW Film Center's Rooftop Screening of She’s Gotta Have It!
by Erik Henriksen As summer movie screenings go, it's pretty hard to argue with the NW Film Center's Top Down: Rooftop Cinema series, which takes place on the roof of Hotel deLuxe's downtown parking...
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Equals Is a Film in Which Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart Breathe on Each...
by Suzette Smith Equals centers on Silas (Nicholas Hoult) and his highly aesthetic, utilitarian future where all his furniture slides out of the wall and all his meals are delivered. It looks and...
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Let Us Now Praise Tim Kaine's Arched Eyebrow
by Megan Burbank At last! I have found something that makes Tim Kaine a little less boring:CSPANCSPANCSPANCSPANLast night, after I finished basically crying through Michelle Obama's speech at the...
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So is Russia Poking Through Our Emails on Donald Trump's Behalf or What?
by Matt Baume Putin engages his psychic powers to establish a link with Will Byers.ID1974 / Shutterstock.comOkay, so someone somehow got ahold of the DNC's emails, uncovering incontrovertible proof...
View ArticleSo I'm Thinking Randy Quaid Isn't Going to Vote for Hillary
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey At last night's Democratic National Convention, a goodly amount of time was spent convincing Bernie Sanders supporters to jump to the other side and support Hillary Clinton....
View ArticleA Conversation With a #BernieOrBuster About Dinner
by Dan Savage Submitted by Christopher Baird...Moderator: As you know, we've completed the semi-final round of our bracket for dinner choices.(crowd murmurs, unhappily)M: I know, I know. Many of us...
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Developers Just Sued the City—Again—Over Fees To Pay For City Parks
by Dirk VanderHart The city wants to spend $600,000 to spiff up this dock. A new lawsuit contends that's probably illegal—along with millions in other planned improvements. Jason DesomerPortland Parks...
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Explode into Colors Reunite!
by Ned Lannamann Explode into Colors is back! The three piece art-dance-funk-rock-beat-etc. band broke up alllll the way back in 2010, playing their farewell show at Rotture on June 5, 2010. But now...
View ArticleHillary Clinton is Officially the Democratic Nominee for President
by Megan Burbank As of today's roll call at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, Hillary Clinton is the first woman to receive a major-party nomination for president:In a huge show of...
View ArticleZit Poppin'
by Anonymous Stop leaving your zit poppings on the employee bathroom mirror or at the least, don't make it so oblivious who you are. When you have those fresh lil welts with dried tips on your face,...
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