Jason Bourne: Punching and Chasing, Part Five
Matt Damon's Bourne again! (Sorry.) by Ned Lannamann POOR JEREMY RENNER. Bounced out of the Bourne franchise, Conan O’Brien/Tonight Show-style, Renner’s nowhere to be seen in the fifth movie based on...
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Checking out skate style at Wieden + Kennedy. by Marissa Sullivan IN 2004, a magical holiday was born. Shredders in California rejoiced when Rob Dyrdek and the International Association of Skateboard...
View ArticleBird Feeding is a Mental Disorder
by Anonymous There was a recent post about crows creating a nuisance in a neighborhood and, as I expected, some avid bird feeders commented in such a predictable way. See, people who feed animals have...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Hillary Smashes Glass Ceiling, Freddie Gray Cops Cleared,...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I sit and think about everything we do, and I find myself in misery and that ain't cool. LET'S GO TO PRESS. Because they can't seem to do enough damage...
View ArticleOregon Brewers Fest Begins Today
by Brian Yaeger Tomorrow, call in sick. Or call in pre-hungover if you wanna be honest. For today marks the beginning of the 29th annual Oregon Brewers Festival, a beerfest so big it has not been...
View Article$3-4 Decaf. What the Fuck...
by Anonymous I know decaf sucks and is probably poison, but why the hell can't we have a air-pot of the sewer sludge at the counter? Perhaps not all, but most coffee shops carry a variety of roast at...
View ArticlePortland's Planned Springwater Sweep Has National Advocates Talking—And Not...
by Dirk VanderHart Portland Park Ranger Sam Sachs speaks with homeless campers and advocates on the Springwater Corridor on July 23. Dirk VanderHartEric Tars is a senior attorney with the National Law...
View ArticleIt Has Come to My Attention That Some People Still Haven't Watched Bill...
by Christopher Frizzelle I'm a Hillary diehard and I learned so much I didn't know. Please watch it.[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: My Loving Wife, The Dicktease
by Dan Savage I am a 52-year-old straight male, married for almost 30 years. For most of those years, we've had a satisfying (albeit vanilla) sex life. In the last decade, my wife’s once quite healthy...
View ArticleThe First Netflix Gilmore Girls Trailer is Here; You May Now SQUEE!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Here's the first trailer for Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, which Netflix is pushing as a four-part event which I assume will focus on our fave mom-daughter duo during each...
View ArticleNew Column! Should I Vote for Hillary Clinton? A Flow Chart
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View ArticleMayor Charlie Hales is Pushing Back His Springwater Corridor Sweep
by Dirk VanderHart In the face of bitter outcry and imminent litigation, and with advocates around the country watching, Mayor Charlie Hales this afternoon pulled back on a promise to sweep hundreds...
View ArticleThank You For Not Running Over My Cat
by Anonymous Thank you for not running over my cat, whom I now regret encouraging to stalk a crow, that I now believe was intentionally trying to lead my cat into the road to be hit. Luckily I caught...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Springwater Corridor, the Black Riders Liberation Party,...
by Doug Brown Leo ZarosinskiGood morning, Portland. Here are some links you should click on. Out in print yesterday, you should read Nick Jaina's feature story on attending the Republican National...
View ArticleIt's HOT! Here's DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince's "Summertime" as...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey With a high of 93 today, it's the perfect day to blast the DJ Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince classic, "Summertime"—and it's even MORE perfect when it's the Muppets who are...
View ArticleMaking Wine Like it’s 1899
by MJ Skegg Made without any modern winemaking equipment or electricity, and shipped the 96 miles from Dallas, OR, to Portland using stagecoach, canoe, and bicycle, Illahe winery’s Project 1899 Pinot...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Non-Disclosure Agreement
by Dan Savage I am currently separated. A few months after I moved out, my estranged wife found out that I cheated on her before we got married. I was a CPOS. I feel horribly guilty and would like to...
View ArticleEverything as Fuck: Party on the Roof
by Ian Karmel I want to say this: I fucking love Bernie Sanders. I love him in the dumb ways, the smart ways, the emotional ways, the cultural ways. The popularity of his representation of...
View ArticleWe're not Bernie Bros—So Go to Hell!
by Anonymous I am especially frustrated with the DNC view that they "own" Bernie supporters. Many were independents, third party members and even republicans before Bernie ran. We took up "Bernie or...
View ArticleBurger Week Challenge! Help Others While You Stuff Your Face
by Bri Brey We know you love burgers, but do you also love helping people? You can have both!As Portland Burger Week approaches and we drool over the 35 delectable burgers that will cost a mere $5...
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